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Cult of the Lamb

Written by: Eria

Edited by: Prof. Purble

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The Lamb is the number one choice by all cults for sacrifices. But what happens when the lamb becomes the bahh-evolent cultist itself?

 

Craving love and death, can this Lamb convert us to their ways or should this game get axed?

Written by: Eria

Edited by: Prof. Purble

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The Lamb is the number one choice by all cults for sacrifices. But what happens when the lamb becomes the bahh-evolent cultist itself?

 

Craving love and death, can this Lamb convert us to their ways or should this game get axed?

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TRAIL OUT

Written & Edited by: A Tomato

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Who wouldn’t love to smash cars up and be rewarded for it? That’s the essence of demolition and destruction-derbies. And our title today harkens back to several such titles from the mid-2000s – this time, aided by modern technology and amenities. Welcome to TRAIL OUT.

Written & Edited by: A Tomato

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Who wouldn’t love to smash cars up and be rewarded for it? That’s the essence of demolition and destruction-derbies. And our title today harkens back to several such titles from the mid-2000s – this time, aided by modern technology and amenities. Welcome to TRAIL OUT.

Game Reviews

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Dive deep into the depths of SR388 and uncover its mysteries. Your mission is to exterminate the Metroid species by any means necessary, but is it truly an adventure worth experiencing? Read on to find out more!

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Metroid: Samus Returns

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As an arcade racing game, Need for Speed: Payback touts quite the adventurous story themed around vengeance, and an expansive scope.  But how much of all this is any good?

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Need for Speed: Payback

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Samus is back with a new mission, and this time it's to exterminate all living Metroids on planet SR388. Does the original 1991 Gameboy title still stand up to the test of time? Let's find out!

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Metroid II:
Return of Samus

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Samus has some time on her hands before her next bounty assignment, so she decides to reflect back on her first mission. Taking place on her own home world, planet Zebes, can she handle recalling her own origin story, or is it best left forgotten?

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Metroid Zero Mission

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Buckle your seatbelts, rev up your engines and apply those liveries with the newest instalment in the Gran Turismo series! Does it hold up to its older siblings, or is this just another divisive release?

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Gran Turismo 7

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Yarrr me hearties, it be time to put on ye pirate hats and set sail to the Polaris galaxy! Ratchet and his girlfriend, Talwyn are trying to search for their long lost friend, Clank who was kidnapped by the mysterious Zoni. Will this adventure be worth more than gold, or will it be nothing more than a blunderbuss?

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Ratchet & Clank:
Quest for Booty

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